Friday, February 1, 2013

Why Gio's Name Was On the List

Since Tuesday I have contemplated the story about Gio, wondering why exactly his name was on the list. I have stayed up all night, working out complex theories and scenarios, mapping it all out on my wall, and calculating it all very carefully.

Okay, no, I haven't. But I did come up with the following ideas.

  • The owner of the clinic hates Gio and his family and wants to ruin his reputation forever.
  • Gio once bumped into Anthony Bosch (the owner of the clinic) and told him his shoes were nice. Tony didn't believe him.
  • Tony's favorite team is the Phillies.
  • Bosch is actually a member of a gang called Destroy All-Star Pitchers' Careers.
  • Bosch used to pitch and is extremely jealous of Gio because he was overshadowed by Gio's greatness.
Solid theories, right?
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